would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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