This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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