He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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