Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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