so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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