fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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