i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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