we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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