fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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