the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize