Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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