so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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