Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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