with your own penis?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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