I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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