I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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