Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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