yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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