i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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