READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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