For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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