Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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