Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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