i don't like sucking hair
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I forget how to act sober
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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