Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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