the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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