doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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