She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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