i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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