Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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