Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(908): View more from New Jersey

what if I'm pregnant?

(848): View more from New Jersey

smusmorshion

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(908): what if I'm pregnant? (848): smusmorshion http://tfl.nu/vksj

Replies (103) Good night (1831) Bad night (2850)
Favorite
(202): View more from Washington, DC

On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US

(703): View more from Virginia

It's the American dream

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(202): On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US (703): It's the American dream http://tfl.nu/z0hb

Replies (31) Good night (4090) Bad night (670)
Favorite
(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh yea! I was just doing that too!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(814): I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina. (610): Oh yea! I was just doing that too! http://tfl.nu/grjr

Replies (10) Good night (851) Bad night (2305)
Favorite
(419): View more from Ohio

doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(419): doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars. http://tfl.nu/h8m5

Replies (15) Good night (5866) Bad night (591)
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me. http://tfl.nu/ql7e

Replies (19) Good night (4256) Bad night (1933) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(925): View more from California

I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(925): I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time. http://tfl.nu/c4ll

Replies (23) Good night (4276) Bad night (753) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(515): View more from Iowa

then she stuck her tongue in my ass

(1-515): View more from Iowa

I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(515): then she stuck her tongue in my ass (1-515): I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her? http://tfl.nu/wzc5

Replies (18) Good night (3634) Bad night (1951) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(410): View more from Maryland

Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(410): Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants? http://tfl.nu/24sn

Replies (7) Good night (3542) Bad night (1046) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(727): View more from Florida

He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(727): He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god. http://tfl.nu/zb23

Replies (22) Good night (918) Bad night (2553) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(334): View more from Alabama

How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(334): How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE. http://tfl.nu/y183

Replies (11) Good night (3838) Bad night (716) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(440): View more from Ohio

While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(440): While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from. http://tfl.nu/t77t

Replies (19) Good night (975) Bad night (1728) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(972): View more from Texas

I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(972): I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards. http://tfl.nu/fq92

Replies (8) Good night (1541) Bad night (427) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(647): View more from Ontario

I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(647): I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks. http://tfl.nu/gjaq

Replies (4) Good night (936) Bad night (287) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(315): View more from New York

My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(315): My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off. http://tfl.nu/m48w

Replies (7) Good night (2400) Bad night (382) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(610): spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN. http://tfl.nu/4bnj

Replies (12) Good night (910) Bad night (235) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: