At least make sure they are 18
Why
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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