i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I lost the right to judge tonight
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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