I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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