I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize