She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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