never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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