Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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