Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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