Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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