Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
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so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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