Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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