In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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