i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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Better not shit yourself at the gym.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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