You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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