Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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