so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just found puke in my bra..
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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