"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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