Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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