Plan B is the new Plan A
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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